Yieaouw! Miyeaeiyeriye Khuriyessmaas!

•24 December 2009 • Leave a Comment

Hiyearthuliyeanggz! Yieaouwr shaiyeviyeaouwr aiyes kohmm! Niyeaow waiyesh fiyeaouwr yieaouwr gaiyefs fraouwm Saiyentahh Khlaouwzz! Yieaouw daiyezzurrvaiyet! Dehttsaiyef yieaouw ahrr aiye guouwd baouwy aour geaiyerrl. Saiye yieaouw waiyen wiye baouwst yieaouwr aiyeshhuzz naiyekss yieaouwr! – Laouwv Paiyelaiye aiyend Beezhee

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Laouwng Vaiyekaiyeshiyeaouwn!

•23 August 2009 • Leave a Comment

Aiye laiyek tuo saiye shiyeaouwraiye faouwr niyeaouwt fouwshthaiyenginn aiye niyeaw bliyeaouwg raiyeshiyeanthilaiye. Daiyes aiyes biyekaouwz wiye waiyer khaiyevvuhnn vaiyekaiyeshunn faouwr tuo mohnnz. Hwuotth haiyer wiye daouwaiyeng niyeaow waiyer biyeakhh? Haouwr earthees pliyeannuhnn khaouwmaiyekbaouwk baiyeriye suoon. Saouw daouwn maiyessit BESH!

[Paiyeleaiye]

Aeiyettshh huwohnn aiye huwohnn

•20 June 2009 • Leave a Comment

Aiye yieaouw baiyeattshhiyez! Aiyehllaiyek tuo gaiyev yuo ainfiyeaouwrnmaiyeshhunn ebbaouwt shiyeaouwaiyenn fleaouw. Wiye hiyeav naiyevurr saiyennit aiyen Dahgaiyelz DAIYERFAOUWR baiyetshh ert khuriyeatsheaouwrz aiyenvaiyentidd aiyet. Wiye iyeafaouwluhjjaiyez douw kaouwz ohhldouw iyetzz laiyek haiyeaouwmuhnn fleaouw aiyen waiye haiyev keiyeaouwr faouwr aiyet, shiyeaouwaiyen fleaouw haiyes baiyetshh shaiyeth faouwrmaiyeshunn aouwv maouwlaiyekiyeaouwlz aiyez daiyefehrrunnth fraouwm naouwrmuhll fleaouw.

Diye maouwlaiyekiyeaouwlz kaouwnsaiyessaouwv paiyeggzz. Yiyeaouw hiyeaouwrddaiyethh, PAIYEGGZZ! Paiyeggzz aiyet aiyenaiyethaiyengg aounduhrr diye saouwn. Daiye maiyeth aiyevuhnn aiyet kaouwkahh0kaouwlah kaiyenz, paiyepaiyer khlaiyeffsh aour aiyevuhnn paiyektshurrzz aouwv haouwlaiyewuuhhd saiyelaiyeburrtaiyez. Haouw daiyed paiyektshurrz aouv saiyelaiyeburrtaiyez haiyev shiyeaouwaiyenn fleaouw? BESH ess diye daouwkturr. Daouwkturrz niyeaouw shaiyeth. [Paiyeleaiye]

Heeñawo!

•30 May 2009 • Leave a Comment

Heeñawuo! Aeem Beezhee. Yookiin kaalmii “Beezhee-saan”. Ai prehkktiis taipiin boot ai trai too miimehraizz kahrehtt ohn tohp ohv vaawuulz (ASCII puhleez). Aeem fruhm Daagiilehz wiid Pehhlehh. Beezhee ehh Pehhlehh ahr ERT neemz baat ain frahn ehñaadr rees. Deetswai wee ahr Eezhahn daampliins ehh Brahzeelyeen Haatdohgz. Leetr ohn wee mait rait ohn ohhn raiitin soh ERT beeens hehv hahrtaim mehkiin kohdbrehk.

Ai sliip ñawo. Baii! [Beezhee]

Riyeataouwriyeck

•30 May 2009 • Leave a Comment

Biyeaouwtiyeefaouwl liyeangwaeijjette, detths riyeataouwriyeck! Diyeaiyeahrr pahwrrfool yiean piyeaouwplehz gaith hiyertth aouwr gaith yiennshfaiyeaerrdh.

Wonntaiyem, aiye gotth tuo diye ERT meiyed Yientrrniyeats yien sahw beshz raiyeatiyean buulshiyeath ebbouth hiyear deeslaiyekudd thaiyeangz yien kaould saouwmtinn ye diyeassgraiyess. Diyeassgraiyess yies ye baiyeg hwurrt yien buulshiyeath besh wohnnt tuo yeaouwzzyeaiyet tuo kiyetshhh yiehtehnnshiyeaouwn laiyek ye raiyel shlaouwt – yuo nuow shlaouwt raiyetth? Ennaouwdrr hwurrt fuohraiyeth yies fehrraoushthiyetooth diyeanssiyen aoun paouwlbahrette yien duuaiyen saiyekshyieaouwull ekkhtiyeeviyetiyeez. Aouwl diye besh hiyeaz tuo duo yiez tuo yeaouwz kaouwrzinggwurrtz taouw maiyek haiyer paouwiyenstreiyetth. Gaouwd johhb aoun yeaouwzzin “faouwckaiyengshaiyeth” e “piyeaouwterridh faiyes” e “yeaouwr mohmm” aiyen yeaouwr liyeangwaeijjette kaouwz eet yiez aiye diyevaiyes tuo maiyek raiyettinn saouw riyeataourwriyekkl.

Een aouwr pliyeanaiyeoth, riyeataouwriyeckkl liyeangwaeijjette aiyes naouwt detth pahwurrfeouwl. Yief aiyebbrieaywonn hiyeav nohllij, wiye kehnn hiyeandull haouwrtfaouwl hwurrtz yien riyespohnn yien ye shiyebullaiyezzwaiye.

Baiyediyewaiye, aiye naiyed tuo saiyen maiye pohhs. Aouwlthruowaouwtth fraouwm diye furrs pohhs, aiye ruott aiyentereiyes. Mafriyean Biyezhiye hwail maiyek sohmm pohhs tuo taiyetshh yeaouw saiyeks e gaiyev haiyes taouwtts aouwn laiyef laiyek miye. Aiyeniyewaiye, siyee yeaouw laiyetrrz! [Paiyeleaiye]

Tiyeaieytiyeanyieck

•27 May 2009 • Leave a Comment

Wonn ouv diye maouss buulsheaith mouvyieneggreaths yies diye fiyealm “Tiyeaieytiyeanyieck” wied Liyeaounrrdiyeou diye Kawrppiyeaou e hiyes biyeatshh Keaiyetie Huwyiensllehtt. Saoumm piyeaouplehz maiyet ahggriyee detth Tiyeaieytiyeanyieck rehkk diye eeiyearz aouv dehmmshiyelvz kaouz aouv detth saoung baiye Shielliyeen Daeiyouwn wiyer hiyer hiyeaourt weiyell gaou wuonn. Shiyeathe! Diye mouvyieneggreath hwoz aoun topp wonn yien diye chuwarrts fiyeaour maountts hyieand YIEAVNN MAOUR BUULSHIYEATHE! kaouz niyeaowwonn taouwkkt ebaoutt hyeannatiyean yieals bout detth gieyaouwd-feaourbiyeddn buulkhriyeap fiyeaour hyiears. Thiyeangkk giyeaouwd detth aiye wottsht diyet fieaouwr aounlee wonntaiyem. Kaouwz eef aiye wottsht aith maour diyenn wons, diyen aiye vyeil taourn aintu zhiyeaoumbii kaouse yieath yies wonn baiyeg vuwaiyerous dett shfriyeaed ehruaound diye hwurrlt iyen piyeouplez laiyek Khraiyes, Rhiyebehhkkah, Liyeaouwn, Kuhiyeaeiyer, Jaiyel, Aiyeda, Shyierrivyierkhunn, diye Fehrrehzeediyen’s Daouwtrr e Shyieva wurr turriyeaiyehng tuo suorvuaiyev diye shaiyeth baiye kaeilliyeang zhiyeaoumbiiz, giyeattin furrsh aeiyead shfraei e gaounbuulaiyets, fuwaiyettin baoussiz, e yieshkhaeiffin baiyeg hiyekhshflaouzhiyeannz baiye baeitin diye taiyem laimiyets. TUO MAOUCH DAIYEGGRIYEASSIN. Tiyeaieytiyeanyieck AIZ BAOULSHAITH!

Hiyeaouw diyeaiyed hweiye aeiyelyieaeyns aiyeksfeaiyeriyeanns dett, hiyeaou maiye ess? huwiye hiyeavv aiye taiyemm musshiyeen. BESH ERT beastheaerdz! Hiyeaou dunn hiyeavv iyet yieaeiyt hiyeaeiyend yieaouw riyelaiye aouwnlaiye aouwn yieaouwr buulshiyeaith shfehkkiyeaoukkiyeaoulaiyesshunn. Baouth, wiye kiyeehnn shiyeaerr eet. Kaoul aous ain wiyel miyeaekh u diyeel. Thaiyerttee baiyeliyeaouwn dullrrz Amaiyeriyekkaiyeaenn. Yieaouw kenn gaiyev yieaouwr ouwn kaouwntriyee aouv aoureejjunn aiyen maiyek yeaour fehmmiliye saouffr liyeaviyeng waid aous doumpliengz aind hawtdoggz.

Tsheiyess

•26 May 2009 • Leave a Comment

Wiye Doumpliengz e Hawtdoggz laaaouwv beowurdd giyeiyemz e wiye laiyek tuo gyiev yuo pohhs ebaout “tsheiyess”, diye thiyeng detth ERT beasthearrdz kowppiyedd frumm ous Giyelliyeanz. Wien yuo puut piyes ohn shkweiyear tuo keppchurr piyes aouv ennumiye, wiye kaoul yiet “eetiyeng” laiyek daoungkkin daouwnouwts een yeaour meyeaout e tshoowin yiet tuo giyet daouwn daiyejessbohks. Een aour pleaneth, wiye pleaiye eeth een doom kaould biyerrdkejj wiyer diyer ahr laiyev biyerrdz draiyesst aoup ez kaiyengz, kwaiyens, pouwnz, heourzez, rohks e beiyetshes. Beiyetshes kaous een aour pleaneouth, dearez nohh riyeleijjehn wiyer yeou siye khaoumbrehh rr kahmpaowudrehh luukaiyeng yieat yuo e hiyelliyen yuorr jeezeez e eenjareez. Eshpanenggeoul pyeoupleh kiyeann seiye “Yieshtoii Yenfiyermaouw” e giyet hyeeliyen paouwshan frumm yekshfrrts yin miyedeesahn wiyetsh yiz hyevvriyewann aouv diye three million (der yies diye Yengglizh wierd) Giyelliyeanz. Beiyetshes liyeetrullyie muouvv daiyeggunnl in aouwr pleaneouth. Bout dunn biye kaounfyieouwss, beiyetshes in aouwr planeouth yiez noth kaouwpykett aouv besh een ERT. Besh ahr feouull eyouv shaieth kaouz deiye kaoumflein e heiyeav saix een kweek sahksiyesshun. DAIYEGRIYESSHUN ENT! Tshieyess iyes guoud wiyen biyerds ehr aourdrdd tuo muovv frumm wann shkweiyear tuo anohddrr rr kyeppchurr ennumiye piyes. Dunn wierriye, biyerdz dunn faiyeht, Giyelliyean biyerdz harr soooh shmeiyearet dett deiye nooh diye fakk diyet diyey wurr yeouss es piyesez frr e giyeym aouv tsheiyess.